1. Potto, stops at halfway, bakes muffins for all the other riders, recites Hamlet backwards, parallel parks a train and still wins by 20 seconds.
2. Rock
3. The other Ryan
4. Phone home
5. Barney Rubble's son
Bubba gets a tummy ache after eating a muffin and pulls off on lap 12.
Hot sauce gets 8th in the last chance qualifier after a whisky throttle into the boat setting in the middle of the track.
Erin Bates and Dianna Dahlgren get into a knock down, drag out, baby oil covered, falls count anywhere, bikini wrestling match over interviewing the winner first. Everyone forgets about who finished where and the second round of the series has a new sponsor... KY
If you guys are thinking about the future and it did not involve a cat fight.... YOUR GAY.