Dano762
PR Addict
January 17, 2016 for immediate release:
Officials, sponsors, teams, and riders have unanimously agreed to cancel all remaining 2016 scheduled Supercross events relying solely on the expert commentary and review available on PitRacer.
Future Track designs have all been declared futile and feeble cow paths.
James Stewart has been adjudicated clinically insane for even contemplating getting on a bike again.
Chad Reed's speed is not real and a 1.8 second gap after 20 laps declared hopelessly far behind.
Ryan Dungey has reportedly fled the country upon learning he is under federal indictment by Obama's executive order that hard work, dedication, and execution are illegal in the New America.
The new animated track map rider is unable to continue after casing too many landings.
The new Miss Supercross has been shamed on PitRacer and gone into seclusion.
What is next?
Officials, sponsors, teams, and riders have unanimously agreed to cancel all remaining 2016 scheduled Supercross events relying solely on the expert commentary and review available on PitRacer.
Future Track designs have all been declared futile and feeble cow paths.
James Stewart has been adjudicated clinically insane for even contemplating getting on a bike again.
Chad Reed's speed is not real and a 1.8 second gap after 20 laps declared hopelessly far behind.
Ryan Dungey has reportedly fled the country upon learning he is under federal indictment by Obama's executive order that hard work, dedication, and execution are illegal in the New America.
The new animated track map rider is unable to continue after casing too many landings.
The new Miss Supercross has been shamed on PitRacer and gone into seclusion.
What is next?
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