Funny story. So this thing has been calculating for a month now with no issues. I go live and the thing goes haywire. There's a job that runs (apparently whenever it freaking feels like it) that recalculates transactions from the beginning of time. There's no easy way to add a start date of April 1 so I had to kill that job so it never runs again and start everyone over at $1. Sorry folks. We don't have 6 million dollars in stuff to give away (or blondes Sharc I keep all those for myself)
