We get papaw Diff and Todd Harris as a combo. Can’t wait to hear all the insight they will have. Like a busted muffler bearing on a LMP car in the Rolex 24 which will air later that night. Todd can compare the riders fitness to Luka Vandingleshmit the worlds strongest man from Latvia.
Then there is the GOAT. Mr. “that’s right”. That’s right Diff, his mechanic really needs to tighten that muffler more.
That’s right Todd, Luka and Ken Roczen are from the other side of the planet.
Now let’s hear an irrelevant report about from a token woman….
Thanks Ricky, I talked to the wife of the team HRC truck driver and she told me that Kenny (I know him well enough to call him Kenny) actually broke his arm a few years ago and it’s a miracle he can still tie is own shoes. She also said he had a banana for breakfast.
Thanks for that report. And as you gave that report and we watched 5 replays of the start, that everyone seen when it was actually happening, we had the only eight passes of the main event we will have.
Now that all the action is over and we have to fill 15 minutes of watching Toesmack ride around in 8th place (no worries, that crowd noise is nothing. Sure there was a pass for the lead, but it’s better to watch Eli for 6 straight laps) let’s go down on the floor and get a report from the only person that people can understand and knows something about the sport. Daniel, what do you have for us?
“F You guys, I should have your job but no, I have to stand down here where no one can hear me”.
Thanks for that report Daniel. It looks like a battle for the lead is shaping up. Let check in with 8th place Eli Toesmack’s mechanic.